You Know Your Job Sucks When... (+Funny forward of the day)

OK, so I'm not working my dream job or anything, but today was definitely enlightening, to say the least. When I was talking to my boss about going back to school for my MBA, he was really encouraging, especially when he heard some of my school choices. But then he said, "Yeah, so after you graduate, you can work for a real company and make the big bucks." It's pretty sad when your own boss disses the company where you work... and even sadder when you have to be reminded that you don't make that much money. Sad, sad, sad!

On a lighter note, I received the funniest forward from one of my friends! Now, now, I know it's not PC, and I'm probably perpetuating the stereotype of "my people," but this is really flippin' hilarious:

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"

Too funny!!

On that note, anyone want some Chinese takeout tonight? ;)